I'm sorry Sochi Bear.
50% of the time, this underwear works every time.
Spreading football across the world, one Marshawn Lynch stiff-arm at a time.
I'm okay not being cool.
No biggie. No one watches this game anyway
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine's Day, Mean Gean!
Hey, the kid should get extra points just for getting up.
Talk about Sports Illustrated's best Ass-ets
Dude, your brain matter almost spilled out everywhere.
Everyone is a suspect when it comes to pink eye.
Those eyes aren't red from a farty pillow.
Prank, unlucky, or just an idiot.
Gonna be cocky, you better have the game to back it up.