Wade Boggs Performs The Whitest Dance Move Ever


Wade Boggs Dancing

Baseball Hall of Famer Wade Boggs was in Oklahoma City last night as the Thunder hosted the Spurs.  Boggs was featured on the telecast and broke out the trifecta of the whitest dance moves you will ever see.  Lets list them:

  1. Off-beat alternating shoulder shrugging – the staple of any terrible dancer.
  2. Eyes close/lip bite combination.
  3. Mid-dance clap, to reset your rhythm that you were surely lose on the next beat.

Source: [Deadspin]

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