I love stuff like this. Just complete testosterone dominating the baseball diamond.
Look at me for too long – fuck you.
Stare in my direction – fuck you.
Team is up 3 runs in the bottom of the 9th – fuck you.
Oakland A’s closer Grant Balfour had a pitch fouled off by the Tigers’ Victor Martinez. Martinez looked back at Balfour for a little too long which promoted Balfour to yell out – “The fuck you looking at me for bitch?”
Martinez responded, “Fuck you, bitch.”
Balfour returns, “Fuck you then. What’s you fucking problem, bitch.”
Martinez was nicely asking Balfour to return to the mound when the MLB sound cut away.
I’m just glad it didn’t end in a dick measuring competition because that would’ve gotten weird in a hurry.