I just met you and this is crazy.
Your first pitch sucked balls, like Baba Booey’s.
Pop Star Carly Rae Jepsen threw out the honorary first pitch today in Tampa before the Rays 5-0 victory over the Houston Astros. Jepsen’s pitch traveled about 4 feet before rolling towards a photographers camera resting on the ground.
I wasn’t going to make fun of Jepsen until I found out that she is 27 years old. Have you ever seen someone try to be 17 harder?