Red Sox Nation Reacts To Blockbuster Deal

Red Sox Nation Reacts To Blockbuster Deal

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Josh Beckett, Adrian Gonzalez, and Nick Punto Flying First Class To Los Angeles

For most Boston Red Sox and Los Angeles Dodgers fans the past 24 hours have been a whirlwind of emotion.  The trade involving Josh Beckett, Adrian Gonzalez, Carl Crawford, and Nick Punto was initially so ridiculous that no one believed it.  Something bizarre happened to us right after the trade was finalized and Nick Punto posted this picture to his Twitter account with the caption, “#dodgers doing it first class!”

We received an email.

I know it doesn’t sound THAT odd but almost all of my communication with readers of RideThePine.com happens in the comment section of articles, Facebook, Twitter, etc.  Getting a message through our Contact Form is pretty rare.

http://twitter.com/Shredderpunto/status/239433228858044416/photo/1/large
This is one of the lamest photos I’ve ever seen.
Nick Punto apparently posted it to his twitter account to thank the Red Sox organization and the fans. Thanks??? As a disgruntled fan myself, I don’t see much “thanks” here.
All I can think about is what a loser Josh Beckett is…
“Oooh” Josh Becket, you are “sooo” cool to be one of the most shitty players around. That’s awesome that you are sitting there with your fellow gang-banger players looking like a thirteen year old on the back of the school bus making gang-like symbols. 
Do you have any shred of humility in your body? The Red Sox were lucky they were able to pull this “Blockbuster Deal” off. We all held our breathe here hoping that we could get rid of you.
Hope they have some of that of fried chicken and plenty of beer in first-class to make you even fatter than you are now…would add nicely to your hot “over bloated” Dracula look.
Anyway, the Red Sox couldn’t be any more pleased to be rid of you, so keep that grin from ear to ear when you keep sucking.
Gooo Dodgers!
-Hail Mary
WOW!  I need to know more about “Hail Mary.” Are you a chick or a dude?  Are you a Doug Flutie fan or someone we should bow to?  They didn’t leave a real email address so if you are reading this please email me at what@ridethepine.com.  I’ve been looking for some writing help.

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