When I first saw this picture from the Knicks 104-94 win over the Dallas Mavericks on Friday night, I wanted to know why Martin Short was pretending to rape one of the Olsen twins.
After a little more research I found out that the man is 42 year-old Olivier Sarkozy, the boyfriend of 26 year-old Mary-Kate Olsen.
Remember when the Olsen twins were 16 and people were just waiting for them to turn 18? Remember that website with a countdown clock dedicated to that moment? The Olsen twins are the definition of a first round bust. They had unbelievable amount of hotness potential and it just never panned out.
I don’t know who has the bigger issues in this picture; Mark-Kate’s Daddy issues or Sakkozy’s Creepy issues.