I can’t fucking take it anymore. You are 71 years-old, it’s time for your hair to grow up.
When Steve Kerr has more gray hair than you, its time for a more “mature” wig. The wig is nothing new but for whatever reason seeing that hairpiece before the start of Game 6 between the Bulls and Nets, has made me angry. I don’t have a problem that Albert wants to wear a wig but come on dude, for fifty years you had jet black hair.
I know Marv, you’ve just been using a lot of lemon juice.