72-year old NASCAR driver Morgan Shepherd thought it would be a good idea to break out the footie-four wheelers (I just made that up) on pit lane during a Nationwide qualifying event. It was actually a GREAT idea because he fell on his face like a moron.
I take that back. Dude is 72 and wears a Jesus patch on his jumpsuit. It seems morally wrong…but it’s okay to watch this video 5 more times and laugh at him, right?
I’m going to Hell.
Sidenote: It’s impossible not to look like a complete jerk while rollerskating. Fact.