Pete Weber Celebrates Like He Won An Actual Sporting Event
Favorite line: “Who do you think you are? I am!”
Pete Weber did win the bowling U.S. Open for a record 5th time and celebrated like he won an actually sporting event like baseball, basketball, football…shit, even golf.
I don’t know what has gotten into us recently, but this is the third bowling story that we’ve done in the past two months.
I would rip into Weber a little more, but I don’t have the energy to get into an epic battle like I did with New York Giants Punter Steve Weatherford. Two non-athletes celebrating like it matters.
Hey Pete, don’t forget to hit the disco lights because Cosmic Bowling starts in ten minutes.