David Krejci Crushed By Glass

David Krejci Crushed By Glass

Apr 14, 2012

Maybe this is the reason that hockey fans should stop acting like mental patients and slamming on the glass to celebrate. After Chris Kelly scored the game-winning goal for the Boston Bruins in overtime in their Game 1 victory over the Washington Capitals the hometown Boston fans celebrated so hard that they knocked a glass pane out of place that landed on...

Epic Nose Picker At The Masters

Epic Nose Picker At The Masters

Apr 8, 2012

The final round of The Masters has seen triple bogeys by Phil Mickelson and the first ever double eagle on the Par 5 2nd hole by Louis Oosthuizen and triple pick nose picker on the 8th. Get knuckle deep fella. Don’t leave anything...

Here Is Me Licking The Tears of Bobby Petrino

Here Is Me Licking The Tears of Bobby Petrino

Apr 6, 2012

University of Arkansas head coach Bobby Petrino was placed on paid administrative leave after athletic director Jeff Long learned Petrino had failed to disclose he had been riding with a female employee half his age when his motorcycle skidded off the road over the weekend. Look at that sad sour-puss face.  How’s your neck little buddy?  Got a...

Blake Griffin Diarrheaed on Pau Gasol

Blake Griffin Diarrheaed on Pau Gasol

Apr 5, 2012

Literally and figuratively.  This is straight up extra runny with some chunks of corn in it. Although you can add this to Blake Griffin‘s greatest facials (not a porno…yet), I get the most enjoyment watching Pau Gasol just embarrassing himself trying to complain to the ref about a foul.  At least Kendrick Perkins took it like a...

Who Knew Hulk Hogan Is A Pittsburgh Penguins Fan?

Who Knew Hulk Hogan Is A Pittsburgh Penguins Fan?

Apr 1, 2012

If you caught the ending of the Philadelphia Flyers victory of the Pittsburgh Penguins on Sunday you would’ve witnessed an epic fight that included the coaches for their respective teams yelling at each other and this Hulk Hogan look-a-like taunting Flyer Scott Hartnell.  Hartnell may have gotten the best of the Hulkster-wannabe doing his own “Real...

Senators and Penguins Can Barely Hold Back Laughter During Brutal National Anthems

Senators and Penguins Can Barely Hold Back Laughter During Brutal National Anthems

Mar 25, 2012

I don’t get it. I know there will be someone in the comment section who will be like, “dude, she’s got a great voice.” I just fail to see/hear the talent in this type of singing. The following video features Measha Brueggergosman, a Canadian soprano and host of Canada’s Got Talent, singing the U.S. and Canadian national anthems...