Ok, so I’ll admit I’ve watched some of Bravo’s Real Housewives shows. Mostly the New Jersey one because I like watching people fight over “respect” and “family” over and over…and over…and over again.
So I was pleasantly surprised to see the pictures of Kim Zolciak, who is a cast member on Real Housewives on Atlanta, doing a body paint photo shoot for her new husband Kroy Biermann, a defensive end for the Atlanta Falcons.
LIFE LESSON ALERT: Silence is golden.
When I saw these pictures, I was like – cool – a big breasted, blond chick taking some sexy photos. Honestly, if I just saw the pictures (gallery below) I would’ve just left it as that.
Than I watched the video below and heard Kim talk about how things were “hard” before the photoshoot and she said, “this photo shoot is the last I have on my mind. But, I’m so damn sexy, fuck it! I just say ‘cheeeeeese.’”
LIFE LESSON ALERT: If you are not ridiculously sexy, and I mean like a freaking 10, don’t proclaim yourself sexy or you are just asking for people to pick out your flaws.