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DirecTV Genie Girl Is Exactly What We Expected The Olsen Twins To Look Like

By on January 19, 2013

DirecTV Genie Hannah Davis

If you’ve watched any sports related television over the past few weeks, you are probably familiar with these images from DirecTV’s new add promoting their “Genie” feature that allows multiple recordings on a DVR.  DirecTV would probably do better if they magically made their Genie girl appear in my living room or found a way for their box to work in a rain storm.

DirecTV Genie Girl

If you are like me, there is a good chance that you had no idea how the “Genie” worked because you were too busy staring at the model in the commercial.  That model is Hannah Davis and her name may sound familiar because she was rumored to be dating Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter last year and has done work for Victoria’s Secret, Tommy Hilfiger, American Eagle, and Levi’s.  Besides being a total Babe, what struck me the most was how much she looked like an Olsen Twin.

Remember back in the early 2000s, when the world was counting down the days to when the Olsen Twins were going to turn 18 because we were all convinced that on that day they were going to become the hottest ladies on the planet.

You know what happened?  The Olsen Twins got older but they never got hotter.  In fact, they got creepy.

Davis is EXACTLY what we all thought the Olsen twins were going to look like, except we were suppose to get TWO of them.

Hannah Davis Bikini

 Here is the commercial just in case you’ve never seen it.

Hannah Davis grew up in Saint Thomas, part of the US Virgin Islands and was a member of the Virgin Islands National Volleyball team [would've loved to see her compete in those outfits].  Davis will also be featured in the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition and was rumored to be one of the finalist to be on the cover before Kate Upton received the honor.

Now that I think of it, if Davis is a genie what do I have to rub to make her appear? [Yes, I just gave you the greatest setup in the history of masturbation jokes.]

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Alex Balcerski is the owner of RideThePine.com and a former radio talk show host for CBS Radio. His work has been featured on SportsIllustrated.com, Fox Sports, MSN, and the Los Angeles Times.

13 Comments

  1. Pamela

    May 21, 2013 at 6:25 pm

    Who made the dress???? Love it!

  2. blackman

    April 6, 2013 at 4:33 am

    Pretty blue eyes,curly hair,and a nice body.what more could u ask for in life.Jeters lucky.I have to get a poster with this chic.

  3. Bill'sThrill

    April 5, 2013 at 6:51 am

    She is very creepy looking

    • RideThePine.com

      April 6, 2013 at 10:27 pm

      You are out of your mind.

  4. Donna1983

    February 19, 2013 at 9:07 pm

    Any girl who says Hannah isn't beautiful is definitely jealous and alone.

  5. Coal Guy

    February 15, 2013 at 8:53 am

    She is in the 2013 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

  6. Mellissa Jordan

    January 27, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    I actually have no idea what the Genie does because I was watching the model thinking, holy esss, this looks like a little girl playing dress up. A bit disturbing and creepy that men find this hot. Gah!

    • tap that genie

      February 14, 2013 at 3:16 am

      you are obviously a lonely fat girl. that chick is smoking hot

      • RideThePine.com

        February 14, 2013 at 10:00 am

        Hahaha – great username by the way!

    • bigdog

      March 18, 2013 at 8:46 pm

      your problem is you weigh about 300lbs + and have not been laid in decades so get ur fat ass off the couch and hit the gym for about 10 years and maybe a miracle will happen but I doubt it and I am pretty sure you r black too

  7. Twofiveking

    January 22, 2013 at 3:44 pm

    Smoking hot jeter don't Marry that hit and run.

  8. John Doe

    January 21, 2013 at 10:44 pm

    If you are like me, there is a good chance that you still have no idea how the “Genie” works or what this article is about because you were too busy staring at the model.

  9. guest

    January 20, 2013 at 8:43 pm

    Great bodies are a dime a dozen, but those blue eyes are special.

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