Ladies and Gentlemen, Paulina Gretzky is your December 2013 Maxim magazine cover girl. More importantly, this cover eased our biggest fear that Wayne Gretzky‘s daughter would tone down her sexiness after getting engaged to PGA golfer Dustin Johnson.
The photo spread includes a full interview with Gretzky, in which she discusses backlash she’s received over the sexy pictures she likes to post online.
“Some people gave me such a hard time for posting all these swimsuit pics on Twitter. I’m sorry; I’m not posting pictures when I’m reading a book.”
Does she have names/addresses of these “people?” I will personally go to those people’s houses and slap them right in the face.
Enjoy these other preview pics in our photo gallery.
I normally hate it when there is someone else in the frame of a Kate Upton photo. But this other girl gives us all some perspective on that massiveness of Upton’s chest. Just, WOW.
This photo was snapped at the Melbourne Cup, Australia’s biggest horse race, and posted on Upton’s Twitter feed.
Here is another picture of Upton before the race and our friends at BustedCoverage have a full gallery.
Don’t have any plans on Halloween?
This Megan Fox boob bouncing GIF from the movie This Is 40 should keep you entertain for a couple of hours.
If you stuck around for the post game coverage of the Boston Red Sox’s dramatic comeback win in Game 2 of the 2013 ALCS, you would’ve watched sideline reporter Erin Andrews get doused in Gatorade.
The problem – FOX cameras only caught the before and after parts of the moment. Now, we have video of Erin Andrews being the receipant of a Gatorade shower courtesy of Shane Victorino.
To Andrews credit, she had fun with the situation and even posted a picture of her hair extensions drying in her hotel room.
I take that back. It’s like Oz just pulled back the current and standing there is Trent Dilfer.
Here is another shot from DailyMail.
We just want to take some time this Sunday morning to recognize ESPN’s Hannah Storm for still looking fantastic at the age of 51. Storm has not only overcome the normal obstacles with age but she also survived being burnt by an exploding gas grill and the mental oggling of Tony Kornheiser.
Hell, our readers think that Storm looks better than the younger Sara Walsh (who is one of the most searched names on Ride The Pine).
Storm is in fantastic shape but the thing that does it for me is that she constantly gives that “I’m thinking about sexing you right now” look.
Bob Ley better watch out because he is about to get mounted.
If you’re a perverted sports blogger (don’t judge me), you’ve probably been waiting for this new Carl’s Jr. add featuring former Miss Alabama and star of last year’s College Football Championship game, Katherine Webb.
If you forget, Webb took the world by storm when announcer Brent Musburger lost his mind at the sight of Webb in the stands, who was supporting boyfriend and Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron.
Since than Webb starred in ABC reality Splash and has been featured in magazine covers everywhere.
If I have one critique of this ad, the opening few seconds when Webb is in the stands is really awkward.
Plus, Webb looked way hotter when the Musburger moment actually happened at the BCS Championship than in this remake for the commercial. Can’t let that happen Carl.
Although Webb won me over with this tongue twirl move on the chunky blue cheese.
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model
I sure do love me some cheerleaders in the rain.
I think it may be impossible to top what the Carolina Panthers cheerleaders did back in 2011, but the New England Patriots cheerleaders gave it their all during a rainy second half in their 13-10 victory over the Jets.
How many times will you watch this? Comment below. I’m at 31, 32…
Dude with the glasses = mastermind/cameraman
Dude with the dreads = purchased the drill
Check your walls, EA. The dudes are looking to see this…